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Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Leaders called the redesign effort a unifying moment and promised to preserve every key element while introducing refreshed continuity.
Colin Reade
Published January 29, 2026 | Updated January 29, 2026 | 1 min read
The twelve-member panel said the redesign would honor tradition while introducing modern visual accountability.
Early drafts reportedly retain current colors, dimensions, stars, stripes, and broad emotional tone.
Officials expect to complete the process within 18 months, subject to a ceremonial extension vote.
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Colin Reade
Colin Reade reports on federal initiatives, symbolic legislation, and breakthrough ribbon-cutting metrics.
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