Nexara Dynamics launched its new AI platform, "MeetNoMore," on Thursday. The software claims it can end meetings by reading emails, identifying decisions, and assigning tasks—all without anyone having to actually gather.

To get the ball rolling internally, CEO Harlan Fisk has authorized a series of introductory sessions. Twelve of them, to be exact. They’ll run all next week, from nine to five, via a dedicated Zoom link from the eastern conference room.

Each meeting carries its own distinct purpose. Tuesday at 2 p.m. will explore “AI’s Role in Agenda-Setting.” Friday at 11 a.m. is reserved for “Post-AI Meeting Nostalgia Protocols.”

Fisk announced the plan in a pre-recorded video message. “This is the last time we’ll need to talk about not talking,” he said, taking a deliberate sip from a mug that read “Efficiency Over Everything.”

A company representative confirmed attendance is required for all 450 staff. “We’re streamlining communication one meeting at a time,” she explained. The full rollout is expected by the end of the quarter, assuming they finish discussing it first.